InspiredOgre

So, in an effort to regain my passion for WoW (and to copy Flying Circus,) I decided to do something completely different yesterday.

I decided to finish off some of the more nagging achievements on my list.

I started with cooking, which took entirely too long. I cooked up a bajillion Small Feasts before I was done. I dont pretend to know how to design a game better, and I know nothing about balance, but I do believe that the process to level any skill to 450 should not require anyone to create (or harvest) things that have no value whatsoever. Fish Feast is the best ‘feast’ in the game, and is the only reason anyone would go to 450 in cooking, but in order to get to it, I have to make Small or Gigantic Feasts, which have no value outside their LoL-itude. I dont even mind that there is no orange recipes for the last 25 points, but to be forced to make something useless over and over chafes my bacon. So, what do you do with all those useless feasts?

Now, when you do something like this, purely for your own amusement, most people will lol with you and cheer, but there is always one idiot who thinks its worthy of artistic criticism (click the picture to find out what my critic though.)

So, from there, I figured I would finish up my Northrend Gourmet, who, thanks to the help of my friend (who’s husband now wishes to be called ‘my friend’s husband,’ yeah, I dont get it either,) I was close to anyway. (We are talking the last version of this achievement, too, the 45 man one.) Well…

BTW, can anyone esplain why the word Gourmet needs a U? I mean, srsly, I dont even need a  for the wourd srsly!

After that, I went to Stranglethorn. Apparently, in my infinite wisdom while leveling, gathering a million billion kajillion pages was doable, but killing 64 animals was out of the question. (I dare you to refute the hard core math I did on that sentence.) The results of my extinction level event???

So, from there, there is only one clear place I could go…

Molesting animals! Little known fact, there is only a few ewes (female sheep) in the entire universe of WoW, and they are all in Shattrath. Apparently, the sheep of the world have been reproducing asexually this entire time… Or using the internet.

So, after all this molestation, I had a fiery case of the crabs.

So me, and my faithful Wolpertinger stared them down, we learned something that day. Crabs need lovin too.

BTW, I invite, you, if you dare, to click on these images, youll see the full screen they were taken from.

Some news. I updated my theme today, who knew that updating something could make it better? I also fixed the WoWhead links, and I hope to make other improvements around here, any suggestions yall?

And lastly, Gnomer, I have not forgotten, or forgiven you for viciously tagging me… My vengeance will have to wait till next week.